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Joined April 2008
udiverse black retweeted
It's my birthday week Send me to 500k please and I will try to make everything alright lmao Good luck out there and happy trading
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bro this guy got so mad about my shitposts that he authored a 2,500-word opus about how bitcoin doesn’t need smart contracts but also it already has smart contracts but also it doesn’t need smart contracts then that tabloid “bitcoin magazine” published it lmao true scholars
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BRO IT’S OK WE DON’T NEED SMART CONTRACTS AND ALSO HERE’S A LIST OF PROJECTS THAT LITERALLY NO ON USES I MEAN LITERALLY ZERO PEOPLE BUT ALSO WE DON’T NEED SMART CONTRACTS
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you go to a two week old crypto newsletter you’ll find discussions about rollups, privacy, zero knowledge proofs, economics etc you go to bitcoin’s leading global publication and you find articles about why some poor guy thinks udi is an idiot very strong fundamentals
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bitcoin was at $65,000 when i tweeted this you’re welcome
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kind of funny, during that week i was making the rounds on twitter and spaces, saying that taproot is a scam and people buying into the narrative will lose money maxis got mad anyways have a nice day
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they shilled taproot smart contracts on national tv at the pico top roflmao what a bunch of scammers
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if the normies are still coping does that mean we’re still early
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ok real talk in moments like these i am trying to keep myself busy to avoid making mistakes so i shitpost, i think it makes some frens smile, if i can reduce someone’s suffering that makes me happy but it’s just shitposting. don’t get mad. stay safe. it’s going to be alright
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not everyone is the same some laugh at bearposts, makes them feel better some need support from permabulls, keeps them calm others are functioning humans and don’t look for therapy sessions on twitter figure out what you need and if my feed isn’t it just unfollow/mute/block
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isn’t it hilarious the el salvador wasted literal years of taxpayer money to buy the top just to impress middle aged bitcoiners so that they buy el salvador bonds but the bonds weren’t issued yet and now the bitcoiners are poor and can’t buy them very funny
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meanwhile all the bitcoiners on twitter are like “stop encouraging the shitcoin casino it’s irresponsible” bro you literally bankrupted a country????????
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bitcoiners in 2012: “don’t buy more than you can lose, just put some aside in cold storage and forget about it” bitcoiners in 2022: “SENOR EL PRESIDENTE DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN LEVERAGE 20X ON THE FTX APP”
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how to tweet in a bear market: 1. open charts 2. find precise date of market top 3. search for tweets from that date 4. reply “this was literally the top” 5. repeat for 4 years
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@cobie this should keep you busy for a while
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BREAKING: MicroStrategy has acquired an additional 3,846 BTC at an average price of $47,289 USD
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bro they really scammed us good this time
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what are these people talking about
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this is one to one what iota and ripple fans sounded like in 2018
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i mean look bitcoin is pretty cool but it’s not an island of truth it’s a digital asset ok gosh i can see why satoshi left these people are embarrassing
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